I want a pair of bike socks that have the Presidential Seal embroidered on 'em, like this guy.
They look pretty lame with those lame-O shoes [George looks like his momma dressed him], but what awesome socks! I bet they're good for at least 2mph on the average speed!
(Does the White House have an online store, where a regular Joe like me can get stuff with the Presidential Seal on it? If Barack would declare, "Vote for me and every American will get a pair of Presidential Bike Socks," I'd sit right up and take notice!)
NOTE: PLEASE don't post any pro-Bush or anti-Bush rants as comments. There are PLENTY of places where that is welcomed, but not here. Thanks. (I like that he's an enthusiastic bike rider.)