My friend Bill had his bike stolen.
From right in front of a busy office building. It was locked in the bike rack.
(A sobering thing, I'm tellin' ya.)
At 2:52pm on Wednesday, 25 February.
Bill: "Yes, it was locked up with a cable and padlock. The whole incident was recorded on the security video. I filed a police report and they will be showing to see the video. The police said to go start checking the local pawn shops because that is a likely place where it will end-up."
His bike looks like this. It's a 2005 Giant "NRS" model.
If anybody happens to spot such a bike, maybe being ridden by somebody who's too weasely and lowlife to be riding such a nice bike, any information would be greatly appreciated by Bill or the cops. Bill has the serial number, so he can positively identify the bike as his.
Here's a surveillance photo of the perp. If you recognize him, I'd recommend putting him underneath a 2000-pound rock, to immobilize him 'til the cops arrive. (Please make sure Bill's bike isn't under the rock!)
Our society is deteriorating. Keep that in mind, and be mindful of your wheels.